Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Doodling...on 'Stupid Sayings'.

You know what I mean, those sayings you've heard all of your life...

'dumber than a box of rocks'

'a few bricks short of a full load'

'elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'


They fascinate me.

I wonder about them.

I wonder about those who say them

...and those who inspired them.

I wonder who says them more often...

men or women?

I looked on the web and found pages upon pages of these stupid sayings.

Here are some of my favorites...

'doesn't have both oars in the water'

'half a bubble off plumb'

'the porch light is on but nobody's home'

'couldn't drive a nail into a snowbank'

'not the sharpest knife in the drawer'

What about you?

Which of these have you heard and/or said?

Do you have a favorite?

DISCLAIMER: I did not make these up...
in fact, I don't use them (much)
...cuz I try really hard to not make
disparaging remarks about others.

I do think they are interesting, though.


Anonymous said...

'elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'
That is my all time favorite. I know others but of course can not think of them right now.

Anonymous said...

My favorite these days is "if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all".


Anonymous said...

"screaming like a cat shittin a peach seed"