Saturday, January 15, 2011

Mutant?

My Tag is so dang smart!
I know you already knew that.
Here's yet another story that proves it.
Back when this arrived at my doorstep
I recognized that it was a different type of warthog.

See the spots?  The darker areas of fur?  
Except, those are not spots.  
They are mutations!
This warthog was some kind of mutant.
Like a teenage mutant ninja warthog.

I kept a close eye on it.
And wondered what the difference was all about.
Well, the other day,
good ole Tag got to the bottom of it.

Literally.


He found that the mutant ninja was stuffed
with an unbelievable amount of polyester fiberfil.
And, that it had smuggled in a weapon.
A weapon of mass destruction!
Guess the mutant ninja was waiting for
it to come out the other end so it could be used.
To destruct.
No worries.
We're safe.
Now.
Thanks to Tag E. Butt,
Labrador Extraordinaire.

Okay, so the wmd?
It's really the grunt-maker
from the belly of the warthog.

What can I say?
Need to entertain the masses
(and myself)!



Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with all thy might. - Ecclesiastes 9:10

7 comments:

moosecraft said...

Whew! That Tag is my HERO!!!! :-)

Kim said...

Thank goodness for Tag. There is no limit to what that crazy mutant warthog could do if left alone. Lol

Joanne said...

Oh Man I knew I was in love with Tag - he saves the day again!

WoolenSails said...

They have to find out where that noise is coming from, lol. He really demolished that one fast;)

Debbie

Anonymous said...

Sign him up for the FBI...

Janer

Rugs and Pugs said...

Jacque ~
Very cute post. Thank you for the smiles.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

dexmangoldens said...

Tag E. Butt!! You are the hero!!

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